Polish fintech Conotoxia (Cinkciarz.pl) is flushing back at regulators with an unconventional product launch after losing its payment institution authorization. The company claims that from now on, it will be producing… toilet paper, as it "without requiring additional licenses."

A Cheeky Response

The currency exchange provider, whose license was revoked by the Polish Financial Supervision Authority (KNF) in October 2024, announced plans to manufacture toilet paper bearing the three letters, which form the regulator's logo and official abbreviation. The company has dubbed the product "KNF - I Love Finance the Most,” in what appears to be a satirical jab at the authority's recent decision.

“Conotoxia not only takes the lead in innovation in the world of finance but will soon also bring to market a useful product that perfectly captures reality – KNF toilet paper,” the company wrote in an official statement.

KNF officially stands for "Komisja Nadzoru Finansowego" (Financial Supervision Authority), but Conotoxia cheekily rebranded it as "Kocham Najbardziej Finanse" (I Love Finance the Most). Both phrases share the same initials - KNF.

The irony is further enhanced by printing this loving declaration on toilet paper, creating a not-so-subtle statement about what the company thinks of the regulator's actions.

From Digital Payments to Paper Products

In an unexpected pivot, Conotoxia intends to supply toilet paper to public institutions across Poland through government tenders. The company also plans to make the product widely available in the private sector, including stores.

“Conotoxia intends to make this product available not only in public institutions but also at petrol stations and other high-traffic locations,” the company added.

The fintech's core currency exchange operations remain theoretically unaffected by KNF's October decision, as these services do not require regulatory oversight. However, the license revocation has impacted its payment services, including multi-currency cards and payment accounts. Ultimately, this led to issues that forced Conotoxia to suspend its operations temporarily.

Legal Battle Continues

While rolling out its unconventional response, Cinkciarz.pl continues its legal challenge against KNF's decision. The company has filed an appeal with the Administrative Court, arguing that the regulator's actions could harm rather than protect customer interests.

The firm's management noted with apparent irony that, unlike its financial services, the new toilet paper business venture requires no additional permits.

Earlier, Conotoxia threatened Polish banks with lawsuits worth billions of Polish zlotys. However, no such lawsuits have been reported so far. The question remains whether the bold claims about producing its own toilet paper will meet the same fate.

The Not-So-Funny Consequences of a Bizarre Situation

While Conotoxia and Cinkciarz.pl’s move may seem amusing, the growing number of affected customers is no laughing matter. As Finance Magnates reported in mid-January, 1,200 alleged victims have been unable to recover their funds. As part of the investigation, Polish prosecutors have frozen 328 company accounts and seized USB drives containing Bitcoin worth $50 million.

Furthermore, social media has exposed alleged extravagant spending by the company’s leadership. The CEO’s wife, known on social media as Victoria Ebermann, reportedly documented a lavish lifestyle featuring luxury brands and high-end vehicles—details that have intensified scrutiny over the company's financial management.